Let me start with a question: “Why did Newton’s apple fall to the ground?”
First the answer from the physicist: “There is a force called gravity
that exists between any two objects, with a magnitude proportional to
the product of the objects’ masses, and inversely proportional to the
square of the distance between the centers of the masses. The apple is
therefore propelled by this force towards the center of the earth when
it leaves the tree.”
Now we will move to the answer from the evolutionary biologist: “Once
upon a time, apples used to go in all directions, up, down, sideways –
the world was full of ricocheting apples. However, only those apples
that fell to the ground were able to germinate and grow new trees. Over
millions of years, the forces of evolution selected for those apples
which fell to the ground. Which is why apples now fall to the ground.”
thank you for singlehandedly being the entire reason i have grown to love vrisrezi so much the world would be a sadder place without you and your perfect femslash content
i finished off a wip i had a long time ago for a jaderosekan harvest moon au where kanaya was the one who moved to the middle of no where to farm, jade was the rival farmer who ends up helping kanaya get started, and rose is the town goth
this is a test post to find out if i was un-shadow banned from posting in the tags.
edit: MOTHERFUCK. if it happened to you too, read the instructions onthis post: you may have been sneakily tagged as nsfw even when tumblr said high and low that you so totally weren’t.
